The songs on the radio are okay
but my taste in music is your face
and it takes a song to come around
to show you how
she's the tear in my heart
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what’s the betting that potterwatch was just a radio project lee jordan was doing in his spare time and never actually stopped after the war
“Harry Potter was spotted at the local farmers market today, good choices in produce Harry! Gotta love the organics”
he’s the only reporter harry will talk to other than giving official statements when he has to as an auror
“I’m speaking to Harry Potter today after the long-awaited conclusion of the trial of quadruple murderer Waldorfus Grenoble. Harry, may I ask you a question regarding the trial?”
“Sure, Lee, I have to be back at work in ten but give it a go.”
“What is in the curry you had for lunch yesterday during the recess? It smelled fantastic and I have to know.”
“Thanks for asking, Lee. I’ve recently come across a book of my great-grandmother Priyanka’s notes on her Punjabi cooking and I’ve been trying to recreate her food. I liked that one but Ginny said it was too sweet so I’m making adjustments.”
“Fantastic. Great stuff. Next up we have an update on You-Know-Who’s whereabouts. Not Voldemort obviously– he’s six feet under, it’s been around 2500 days now and he’s still going strong, no sign of him being not dead any time soon.”
“You’re correct, Lee, he’s dead as a doornail and he’s going to stay that way. You do realize you don’t need to refer to your infant daughter as ‘You-Know-Who,’ right?”
“Sophie starts screaming if either of her dads talks about her and we don’t know why. Any suggestions, and any idea where she is now?”
“Oliver was walking her up and down the hallway outside the World Cup Regulatory Office last I saw her. As for the screaming, with James we gave him the miniature dragon from the Triwizard in ‘94 and that entertained him pretty well.”
“You heard it here first folks, Harry Potter thinks dragons are an appropriate substitute for pacifiers! Thanks for your time, Harry.”
“Any time, Lee.”
“Next week’s password is anything that will make our six-month-old go to sleep for longer than four hours. Signing off, this has been Potterwatch with River and the man himself, Harry Potter.”
books?? amazing. paperbacks?? soft, cozy, may fit in your pocket, cheap so you don’t feel bad for taking notes in them. hardcovers??? beautiful, pristine, ground you into the world they hold by making you grip them tighter, the stars of every bookshelf. ebooks?? convenient, cheap, always with you, a vast library that you can hold in your palm. new books?? crisp, the smell of wood, ideas waiting to imprint themselves upon the world. old books?? objects transcending history, sweet smelling, enriched by the hands that stroked their pages. books.
- Miles has a fanart
Sketchbook hidden under his mattress that he’s absolutely dying to show people but he’s too shy.
- Brooklyn Middle had a Career day event where people were supposed to bring their parents in to talk about their jobs. Miles begged his mom to do it, but Jefferson Insisted. His presentation was half a ‘scared straight’/bad cop lecture and half informative puppet show ft. McGriff the Crime Dog. Miles died.
- Before the spider bite Miles almost always lost The Floor Is Lava but has now risen to be the undefeated champion. He is very smug. Ganke has to weigh the satisfaction of ratting him out as a cheater vs the prestige of being besties with Spider-Man and it’s a very close call.
- Miles uses the web shooters basically like duct tape any time anything breaks (which, with his new boulder-breaking super strength, is more often then he’d like to admit).
- Miles spends months needling Aunt May to let him try Peter’s motorcycle, but she insists that he has to wait until he gets his license. Which will Absolutely Never Happen Young Man, Do You Know How Many People His Mom Has Seen Brought In Because of Those Death Machines?
- Miles uses his new invisibility powers to prank Ganke when he thinks he’s alone in their room. Ganke responds by buying an extendable swiffer so he can sweep the corners of the ceiling for his asshole best friend.
- Miles starts pre-preparing ‘from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man’ notes to stick on criminals he’s webbed up. They get more and more elaborate, to the point that he starts having trouble letting go of them and tries to convince his dad to get them from the police station once the investigations are over (Jefferson is trying to be supportive but that’s still evidence, Miles).
- Whenever Miles feels overwhelmed he goes down to his No Expectations mural in the subway and sings to himself. The acoustics are really nice.
I’m pretty sure literally everything about housecats can be explained in terms of a constant existential crisis between “I am the most perfect killing machine ever devised” and “I am one foot tall”.
Brooklyn 99 Star Trek!AU where Holt and Kevin are a human x vulcan couple but the running gag is that no one knows who is the human and who is the vulcan.
